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Originally Posted by Makarov
I am leaving myself vulnerable to ridicule here, but I have to be brave and spread my gospel: I sit down to pee (only at home obviously), not because I'm forced to (this was entirely my own initiative), but because it is simply superior to standing to pee: (1) no splatter mess = way less cleaning of the bathroom; (2) no need to be constantly lowering and raising toilet seats; (3) excuse to take leisurely pee and even read a magazine article some times. The only drawback is that sometimes it turns into a poo at inopportune times (like commercial break during Flames game), but I think I can control that better with more practice.
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1) I have impeccable aim. And, if by chance I do miss I have a wife or a sock to clean it up. OK I kid, I would never use a sock to clean up a mess.
2)I think it would actually take more time and energy to sit down each time rather than raising and lowering the lid.
3)I get in and get out. Efficiency is key. Sitting down can restrict the flow.
4)I stand because I am a goddamn man and it is an instinct not choice!