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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Things that drove me crazy with the last girl I lived with.
the matching toilet seat cover, toilet top cover, rug set.
MAtching towels in the bathroom, they're for drying not for staring at.
The comfortable couch and sofa go in the basement, the nice looking but rock hard unable to nap on couch and love seat combo go in the main room.
Doilies
Reality show run on, real estate show and home renovation show run on.
the job jar or honey do list or whatever she calls it.
the scheduling, we have to go grocery shopping on this day.
Seperating whites and colors. For a guy its black stuff and non black stuff for washing, so two loads. For girls its 18 loads each with specific little instructions.
Her girlfriends come over for a cackle session, I leave the room, the huys come over for beers and hockey, she wants us to leave the house.
You think your getting regular sex and hummers when she moves in, she now wants to schedule sex, and you can't leave after because its your house and she wants to snuggle and talk.
In the old days, cigarette after sex, the greatest thing in the world and you look cool doing it. Now after sex if you want a smoke she wants you to get up, get dressed and go outside.
Perfumed stuff, she even found perfumed garbage bags.
The wardrobe change, she wants to chose her clothes.
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Some of these are ridiculous, I agree, but speaking as a woman, laundry is something I take seriously (har har). I do the laundry in our household. I don't mind this, but the one thing I ask is that clothes be separated - there are not 18 different groups just 5 or 6. I do this so clothes don't get wrecked (whites mixed in with colours/anything not white fade faster), delicates (
) don't get destroyed, etc.
As far as the other stuff, it sounds like this lady you lived with ran a tight ship and was a bit crazy. Scheduling things? You go grocery shopping when you need to and sexy times should alway be spontaneous!
That being said, there is an equally long list of what men do when they live with a woman that annoys the crap out of us, but since this board is mostly frequented by men, I won't set myself up to be laughed out the door for bringing it up!