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Originally Posted by afc wimbledon
Dont forget the carpet on the toilet seat, why tf do women think carpet and pissing go well together?
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Things that drove me crazy with the last girl I lived with.
the matching toilet seat cover, toilet top cover, rug set.
MAtching towels in the bathroom, they're for drying not for staring at.
The comfortable couch and sofa go in the basement, the nice looking but rock hard unable to nap on couch and love seat combo go in the main room.
Doilies
Reality show run on, real estate show and home renovation show run on.
the job jar or honey do list or whatever she calls it.
the scheduling, we have to go grocery shopping on this day.
Seperating whites and colors. For a guy its black stuff and non black stuff for washing, so two loads. For girls its 18 loads each with specific little instructions.
Her girlfriends come over for a cackle session, I leave the room, the huys come over for beers and hockey, she wants us to leave the house.
You think your getting regular sex and hummers when she moves in, she now wants to schedule sex, and you can't leave after because its your house and she wants to snuggle and talk.
In the old days, cigarette after sex, the greatest thing in the world and you look cool doing it. Now after sex if you want a smoke she wants you to get up, get dressed and go outside.
Perfumed stuff, she even found perfumed garbage bags.
The wardrobe change, she wants to chose her clothes.