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Originally Posted by Rifleman
You guys need to masturbate furiously before going out and meeting chicks. It will lower your stress levels and give you an who-gives-a-**** attitude that girls will find attractive.
Plus it has the added benefit of making you last longer if she does decide to go home with you that night.
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Unless you're over 45, in which case you just fall asleep after jerking off and get woken up by your mate on the phone asking where the hell you are.