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Originally Posted by Crazy Bacon Legs
All I can say is this: if you ever have to shoot someone in your home, do NOT urinate on the body afterward. Regardless of whether your shooting was justified or not, it raises uncomfortable questions that you may have difficulty answering.
Also, do not answer those questions with rhetorical questions like, "Do you really think he was just going to lie still while I peed on him while he was alive?"
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Also make sure that you clean the fecal matter out of the neck hole and the semen out of the eye sockets before the police get there. You should also superglue the head back to the body after you're done.
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