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Originally Posted by fotze
Having just had a 2 year old with one of those hyperventilate crying meltdowns because they didn't want to nap. SCREAM FATA ALOT. I actually had to sit there and hold his eyes closed with my fingers until he fell asleep.
One thing I can never figure out is that kids hate sleep more than death.
Also, they come out of the womb about a year and a half too early. They are totally not done yet when you get it. Can't even hold up its own goddam head, like what the fata! What kind of useless mammal comes out so bloody useless. Bloody giraffe can walk within minutes. Stupid humans.
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Damn woman and their tiny vagina's, if they were bigger they could carry the kid until they could walk and then drop em.
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