Lol @ firefly's peeve... I'm one of those people. I fawkin hate the freaky computer that claims to fecognize voice. 0 0 0 00 0 0 00 bingo... A human.
Of course, the jury's still out on whether they banish me to holdsville for 3 minutes by necessity or by choice. Oh well, there's usually Mozart or something to keep me company instead of the bas*tard child of Data and Stephen Hawking's voice thingy...
Slow walkers... Hahaha. Tourist towns are brutal for that. A couple weeks ago, I showed a couple of young NYers around Rome. They bitched and complained about how their city was full of people that would stop to gawk at the sights. Then they commented that Rome was even worse and that they shouldn't be whining. Tru dat.
Kids/public/dip**** parents... Good one. That is one of the clearest signs of a stupid person. The person that lets their kid menace the rest of the public and pretend to be oblivious, is the adult version of your dumass friend when you were 6, that thought that covering his own eyes was equivelant to hiding. Genius.
Worst part is that they are breeding...
Slow cashiers? How about cashiers that are deeply engrossed with a coworker or friend on the phone. Blah blah blah, beep beep beep
They're talking to someone about something that clearly more important than you, and simultaneously scanning your items... Never making eye contact, until...
"10.74"
SPLAT! ... your change....
Just wanna say "**** you very much".
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