The only way that first post could be better is if Crunch and Wannamaker hooked up and lived happily ever after.
Dear Santa,
I have a good friend that is struggling with multiple serious health issues. I would gladly trade my good health to her in exchange for her bad, so that she could see her two beautiful children grow old and have families of their own.
Baring that, all I ask for myself is that you give me the strength, wisdom, and ammo necessary to keep my new niece safe from the evils of this world.
Bane
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