[Maritime Q-Scout]

My theory on dancing is this:

If you can do it drunk, bouncers don't forcibly remove you from the dance floor, and your life goes on as normal, then what's the harm doing it sober? Surely you're at the very least, slightly better?

Secondly, if you're a bad dancer and you know it, why not have fun with it? No different from a self-depreciating joke. Know your flaw, own your flaw, draw attention to your flaw, and people will love you for it.