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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
You keep going in the direction the show was going. Smuggler ship, going from job to job, trying to stay off the radar and get by as best they can.
Sure, they've lost some crew members, but that doesn't mean they won't add some, and lose some more I'm sure. The heart of the show is Mal and the ship. They established at the end of Serenity that the Alliance is weakened but not dead. Malcolm Reynolds and his ship are still out there, flying round the 'verse, doing heists and the such.
If FireFly returns I will cry, cry like a hungry hungry baby.
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What they need to do, is add a 7 foot tall furry co-pilot to the crew to be Mal's right hand man. Maybe, he doesn't speak english but communicates in a bunch of chirps that only Mal can understand, and he responds with smart a%% remarks like "You said it pal" and "Your breath smells like cat food buddy"
Meanwhile they decide to stop for a couple of drinks on the remote jungle planet of Platooey 7 or 8 or something. They manage to pick up some passengers, maybe a punk teenager with a inferiority complex, a black preacher from a radical sect of the Church of Scientoloy (A religion made illegal several decades by the central government). and two plucky dogs, one of which speaks english in a Albanian accent, the other one just barks and poops constantly.
For episodes hilarity ensues for several episodes as they struggle to deliver a pizza to the world of Alder . . . Alder . . . .screw it Sam. But they arrive too late as the evil central government under the Command of Admiral Jane are blasting the world with the Song "Man called Jane" over and over again to force the planets leader, a young Queen named Queen PadaLeia to surrender to the emp . . . . central government.
The new crew eventually rescue the princess only to be cornered by the Central government fleet under the Command of Admiral Jane who blows the ship out of existance killing every one on board.
The last scene shows Admiral Jane polishing his favorite gun while babbling about the State of Florida or some other nonsense.