[pylon]

Statement from the People

To: Members of the Media; duly elected representatives of the City of Calgary Council; Mayor Naheed Nenshi; Bill Bruce, Director of Animal and Bylaw Services; Rick Hanson, Chief of Police; Chief Justice Neil C. Wittman; Tom Sampson, Deputy Chief of the Calgary Emergency Management Agency; and especially to all members of the public.

We pooped in a City park, and accidentally set ourselves on fire.

Sincerely,
OccupyCalgary.

Fixed your statement.