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CaptainCrunch · 12-09-2011, 04:55 PM

Of course the next Top Gun will feature Tom Cruise as Maverick 17 the great great great great grandson of the original Pete Mitchell as he and his rio Iceman oil each other up and slide into their phallic shaped space fighter to take on the evil forces of Xenu as played by John Travolta.

12-09-2011, 04:55 PM	#4
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Of course the next Top Gun will feature Tom Cruise as Maverick 17 the great great great great grandson of the original Pete Mitchell as he and his rio Iceman oil each other up and slide into their phallic shaped space fighter to take on the evil forces of Xenu as played by John Travolta. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!