Yeah, I know, pilots never drink, eat healthy, are never tired.
Reminds of the time I was in line in uniform getting a Starbucks at 5 am somewhere, when the lady behind me started questioning me about being concerned that I was getting a coffee. Really?! So we aren't allowed to want a little caffeine after getting up a 3:30 am? I'd think she'd be happier knowing I was going to be nice and alert up there, caffeine assisted or not!