This is always what I have found odd about this debate.
Those of us that had our hammer mutilated, usually just laugh it off, and shrug our shoulders. It isn't something you are getting back. The one little benefit we get, of easier maintainence and a non cheesy knob, automatically sets all the anteaters off, and they get all butt hurt about it, and start chiming off all these scientific studies, and about how they clean their penis better than anyone, and how it is some sort of crime to circumcise your kid.
Those of us that are circumcised should be the ones mad, not you. Yet we just live with it. We are the victims, not you guys with your hilarious looking windsocks.
Anyway, that brings me to a great joke one of my jewish Aunts told me once....
Why are all jewish men circumcised?