Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Here is CaptainCrunch's list of demands
1) Get hot chicks, I mean seriously, I'm tired of turning on the news and seeing a bunch of filthy bearded turnips, and fat greasy angry woman. I'll pay a lot more attention if I hear something that sounds somewhat intelligent and is slightly pleasing to the eye.
2) How about cleaning up after yourself, thats right, pick up your paper, and your garbage and your poop
3) You pissed me off when you started damaging the flag, I might consider bringing a 12 pack of water in exchange for 15 minutes alone with the morons who thought it was clever or somehow deep to desacrate the flag.
4) Pack up your crap and leave, you people are situationally unaware that your not only a running joke, but your completely oblivious to the actual so called 99% that your suppossed to represent. You could make a grand gesture by saying, ok we raised some awareness (for whatever is beyond me) its time to go home.
5) If you're on UI or Welfare, then take that money and donate it to the homeless and helpless. Show us that your truly above the need to suck off of the system.
6) I will bring down the hobo barrel for your fire if your willing to fuel it with your Ed Hardy and Roots clothes, your Nike running shoes, your Ipads and laptops, you know, all of that corporate stuff that you're suppossed to hate.
7) Seperate yourself from the Union, you've become a mouthpiece and you're being used and you're too stupid to know it.
8) If you want to be an activist, be an activist, if you want to brag about the social change your bringing about then go work at a soup kitchen, or maybe habitat for humanity, don't b1tch about the system and give yourself the illusion that your changing it, news flash, you're not changing it, the system will eventually grind you down and out of the park.
9) Get a job, yeah I'm talking to you, me "I don't work", I'm talking to you idiot smoker whining about a fine for butting out smokes on your linited income, obviously you're well enough to sit in a freezing tent all day advertising awareness, if your well enough to do that, you're well enough to work.
10) Get a fricken clue, nobody respects your spirit finger, singing bowl mediating crap, there's a reason why there's only a dozen of you left, its because your morons, and making demands like this when your a dozen strong is simply ######ed.
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