[Flash Walken]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

Like everyone else, I was saddened by the loss of Little Sebastien and howled when the torch lighting ceremony went awry.

Ron: An hour ago an entire fireball consumed my entire face and it was far preferable to spending another second with you.

Tammy: Tell that to your pants tent.

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Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.

"We have one activity planned: not getting killed" -

Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.

Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.

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Ron Swanson is my hero . . . . . if only because I know several bureaucrats who are very similar in real life.

This thread is dope.

Cowperson