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Old 11-18-2011, 05:18 PM   #67
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Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger View Post
In fact the new bills will be far superior. Normal bills absorb a surprising amount of your blow. Basically it just sticks to the paper.

Now that we've got polymer notes you won't get that 1% or more of your blow getting lost in the transition from the top of a toilet paper dispenser in a mens bathroom to your nose because of the make up of the bill.

No more tapping the bill back down when you're finished to see if it had some blow get all caught up. It'll be silky smooth from here on out.

Hypothetically.

That's good. There's nothing worse than when people hypothtetically pull out a $20 bill at gas station and go to hand it to the cashier, only to have to awkwardly pull it back for a sec, give it a tap and wipe, and then hand it to the cashier, hypothetically.
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