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Old 11-13-2011, 02:08 AM   #1
pylon
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Default The most badass song ever...

I think the world needs to know what the single most badass song ever is. And it is up to us to find the answer. I will start by posting my selection, the second post will post a challenger, and then the following 50 posts, will determine the winner... or, the mods can make a poll? Mods? Hello?

There are no rules here. If you think your song stands up, be the first in line, and drop the gloves. Make your case, and let the panel decide.

The winner of this round, continues on to to challenge the next song.

I will start by setting the bar high, with what I think is one of the most badass songs ever, Hell Patrol by Judas Priest. Honestly, can you think of anything more badass, than patrolling HELL? I didn't think so. With lyrics samplings such as:

Brutalize you, Neutralize you ,Gonna go for your throat as you choke, Then they'll vaporapeize you.

Seriously, what is more brutal than being vaporapeized? What does that even mean? Whatever it means... it's badass.

With a steam engine like time signature, double guitar attack riff with military like precision, and Halfords piercing lyrics, I challenge you to find a more BADASS song.



Like wild fire
Comes roaring
Mad whirlwind
Burning the road

Black thunder
White lightning
Speed demons cry
The Hell Patrol

Night riders
Death dealers
Storm bringers
Tear up the ground

Fist flying
Eyes blazing
They're glory bound
The Hell Patrol

Brutalize you
Neutralize you
Gonna go for your throat as you choke
Then they'll vaporapeize you

Terrorize you
Pulverize you
Gonna cut to the bone as you groan
And they'll paratamize you

Crome Masters
Steel Warriors
Soul Stealers
Ripping out hearts
They're Devil Dogs
The Hell Patrol

Last edited by pylon; 11-13-2011 at 02:10 AM.
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