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CaptainCrunch · 11-11-2011, 01:57 PM

You guys aren't seeing the big picture here, lend him the money at a substantial but legal rate of interest and a 90 day window to pay the loan back.

If he doesn't pay him back tell him that you'll either

a) Sell his kidney's on the black market to recover the funds.

or

b) You'll pimp him out on craig's lists man seaking man section at a rate of $50.00 per hour with the intent of getting your money recovered in a month. You'll SCWE

Then ask him if he still wants the money.You'll advertise him as a virgin curious male who needs money for tuition who possesses soft girl like hands.

11-11-2011, 01:57 PM	#34
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	You guys aren't seeing the big picture here, lend him the money at a substantial but legal rate of interest and a 90 day window to pay the loan back. If he doesn't pay him back tell him that you'll either a) Sell his kidney's on the black market to recover the funds. or b) You'll pimp him out on craig's lists man seaking man section at a rate of $50.00 per hour with the intent of getting your money recovered in a month. You'll SCWE Then ask him if he still wants the money.You'll advertise him as a virgin curious male who needs money for tuition who possesses soft girl like hands. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!