[CaptainCrunch]

I've been trying to subtly destroy the Oilers, I'm leading the league in goals and assists for defensemen, I'm dead last in plus minus for defensemen and I lead the league in give aways.

I've even run over Khabby a couple of times scrambling to get into position for unscreened shots from the point. It also works to stand to one side of the shot when it comes screaming in at you and either hit pockcheck or baseball bat swing which causes the puck to tip by your goalie.

I proudly helped Alex Tanguay get a hat trick when I passed the puck into our empty net by mistake.

I'm so outtta there in another year.