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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I think instead you need to do the whole jigsaw thing so that she'll learn her lesson or die.
"Hello ?????? I want to play a game, for years you've neglected your children and your pets to the concern of others, especially the other that lives across the street. I'm giving you a chance to learn how to care about those that you are responsible for. On the video screen in front of you, you will see your children and your pets playing with matches while surrounded by your favorite clothing outfits soaked in gas. You have about 20 seconds before one of them figures out how to light a match. I've hidden a key at the bottom of that pile of cocaine and since your hands are tied behind your back there's only one way to get to the key. Get high or watch your kids destroying your nice clothes, fashion or drugs, the choice is yours, let the games be . . . "
Sound of horrific snorting for 3 seconds
"Son of a b%tch she just did a pound of coke in 3 seconds"
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Unfair,
What brand of clothing was it?
If those kids torch my Gucci, Nudies and Von Zippers I'll be damned if those adoption pendings expect me to chase them down the dark, poorly lit streets of Calgary.