Quote:
Originally Posted by OilKiller
Um, why don't you drink it black. That's what real men do.
|
F that. I don't even drink coffee warm. I grind it up, snort it, spit it back into a cup and mix it with a combination of my own sweat and the juices from all the beautiful women I've beded, BECAUSE I'M A REAL MAN GOD DAMN IT! AND REAL MEN ARE DEFINED BY TWO THINGS: HOW WE DRINK OUR COFFEE AND HOW WELL WE DISPARAGE WOMEN!