Nothing like a barbed wire sledgehammer on a pole match with your mom.
I would assume that you have a couple of weeks to build up the feud and sell the PPV rights.
Maybe start slowly where you do a heel turn with your mom where you bash her with a chair and accuse her of playing favorites with your siblings.
Then you can build up with some tag teams with your parents on one side and you on the other, maybe use some kids as evil JR Foley type managers.
Sell the PPV for 19.95 a shot, I mean even if you only get a thousand viewers that would still pay for a nice trip to SeaWorld.
Of course you have to make sure your mom goes over.
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