Coles notes for newcomers:
Michael Ha registered here and asked us to vote for him
We revolted because he clearly did not establish his ethos
We chose Kendra Wannamaker as the recipient of our votes because she had an awesome name (also one guy here used to coach her in soccer, but we found that out later)
We built up an epic campaign with photoshops, taking a commanding 1,200 vote lead
The Russian runner-up, Dinara Yanbaeva, enlisted the help of Soviet vote machines through the night and closed the gap in a mere five hours
CP resolve had been tested, and we reacted with a passion never before seen in Internet voting history
Our mayor, Naheed Nenshi, and Mikael Backlund of the Calgary Flames have gotten on board on Twitter.
We've now got our proverbial foot on the Soviet throat, with a 2,500 vote lead, but we're prepared for the onslaught that is surely coming tonight
Vote Wannamaker
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