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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I could handle the Press.
I think I would have trouble with my black tar heroin and Oxy additiction.
Oh and my sex addiction
And my alcoholism
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No you wouldn't, all of that would be readily available, and even acquired for you, so long as you were paying the tabs for everyone.
Then, once you're broke with a soul hollower than your coked out nasal passage, you can hop on a superhero movie gravy train and sail off into the sunset doing endless sequels of big summer blockbusters.
Not so bad, really.