Why do people have to do the elaberate setups for the receptions when there's so much unintentional comedy anyways.
Some old person will request the chicken dance and think its hilarious
The drunken best man accidentily admits to plowing the bride at some point in the past.
The whole garter ceremony becomes lame because the bride becomes self concious and puts the garter around her ankle
The dad curses at the people over using the free bar services.
The single drunken cousin or uncle hits on a waitress.
Young kids get fed alcohol by the older people until their stumbling drunk and puking everywhere.
The bride distributes the really horrible pieces of wedding cake
The groom is a little too enthusiastic about the wedding cake thing and smashes his bride in the face with it.
A drunken and lonely bridesmaid hooks up with a really undesirable guy and ends up in therapy for year.
the undesirable guy spends 5 years recounting that one conquest while exchanging white guy high fives.
The caterers start sending out half empty platters because they're smoking grass in the kitchen and they got the munchies.
CapatainCrunch spends most of his time in the kitchen.
One of the mother in laws gets overly hammered and starts flirting and grabbing a%%.
Then the Chicken dance starts up again.
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