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CaptainCrunch · 10-20-2011, 10:08 AM

I was kinda joking especially with that Letter of Reference thing

Interviewer - "So Mr Smith, we are interested in having you join our team and helping us to defend el jefe. Can you tell us about some of the other body guard missions that you've been involved in"

Mr Smith - "Well I just finished a job where I had to defend Ghadaffi"

Interviewer - "Oh"

Mr Smith - "And before that I was a security advisor for Saddam Hussein"

Inteverviewer - "Right"

Mr Smith - "And before that I was the food tester for Viktor Yushchenko"

Interviewer - "Ok get the f$$k out"

10-20-2011, 10:08 AM	#644
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	I was kinda joking especially with that Letter of Reference thing Interviewer - "So Mr Smith, we are interested in having you join our team and helping us to defend el jefe. Can you tell us about some of the other body guard missions that you've been involved in" Mr Smith - "Well I just finished a job where I had to defend Ghadaffi" Interviewer - "Oh" Mr Smith - "And before that I was a security advisor for Saddam Hussein" Inteverviewer - "Right" Mr Smith - "And before that I was the food tester for Viktor Yushchenko" Interviewer - "Ok get the f$$k out" __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!