I can see it now
Sitting in a bar half hammered.
Dude - "Hey I know you, you're that guy"
Labeouf - "Why yes Citizen, I'm a famous actor, I've been in transformers"
Dude - "Man those movies blew, I mean the robots were cool and that chick was hot, but the main guy, he sucked the soul out of that movie"
LAbeouf - "What . . . your kidding, I was the sh%t, I was also in the Wall Street Movie"
Dude - "The sequel, the one that ruined the first one?"
Labeouf - "Yeah . . bu . . ."
Eats a chair.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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