[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

Yeah, it's just a placebo effect. I achieve the same effect by putting on a pin. I put it on my clothes and I feel better. Except mine is just a toy pin from the childhood television show Captain Power and I say: "Power On!" as was the catch phrase of show and I feel more happy. All this stuff is tokenism and psychology and confidence tricks. It's like an adult security blanket.

My god, you're one step from wearing a replica Star Trek communicator badge and tapping it when your social situation gets uncomfortable and screaming "Riker get me out of here"

Then its straight onto the Star trek Uniform and a job at the U.S. postal service.