My favorite posters are those who do NOT:
- Convince me to meet with a group of degenerates from CP in person
- Convince me to drink far too much at a seedy bar
- Convince me to remove my pants in said seedy bar
- Get me kicked out of said seedy bar, sans pants
- Leave me to wander the streets of Calgary in my underwear, alone, pantsless, and therefore phoneless, walletless, and moneyless
I am looking at you, fotze.