[La Flames Fan]

Hey guys...

I am starting to enter a realm of web design that I'm not entirely familiar with, in fact, I don't jack crap about it...

I don't understand MySQL and PHP. I get the basic idea, but I am lost when it comes to impementing it. Basically I set up a database on my server, but I don't understand a stupid thing. Can someone put it into english terms for me?

I want to load a great number of photos for a client, but sweet jesus I don't want to have to put all of those pictures up there myself and IIRC isn't the best way to do this with the minimal effort is through databases?

What do I do?

Thanks guys