One time I was measuring out some cayenne pepper for a recipe and decided that instead of washing the measuring spoon afterwards I would just hold it over the garbage can and blow it off. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Ended up blowing cayenne dust directly onto my eyeball. Had to run my eye under the faucet for a good 10 minutes before I was even able to open it. My eye was so bloodshot it turned purple for the next couple of hours.
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