My buddy secretly put a bunch of Dave's Insanity in my sandwich, we were both pretty drunk. Anyway, a few minutes later the pain kicked in and I was pouring anything I could in my mouth to put out the fire. I tried milk, water, beer, etc. I eventually chugged as much vodka as I could and passed out. I woke up the next morning and took a shower, the sauce must have been on my hands because next thing you know my face is on fire. The shower barely made me feel any better.
Any of you ex military guys should know what being gassed or sprayed feels like; this felt very similar. I still owe my buddy for that bad joke, eventually he will let his guard down and I will get him.
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