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Old 10-01-2011, 08:40 PM   #56
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Originally Posted by Delthefunky View Post
This reminds me of this one comic I saw years ago who had a funny joke about athletes, and why they don't blame god for the bad plays they make. It was hilarious, it was something like a football player talking about the game after and was describing a play and then was like "until Jesus made me fumble".

Anyone know who that is?
Googling "Jesus made me fumble" says it's Jeff Stilson (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jeff_Stilson).

"I'm trying to wean myself off sports, it's too time consuming. I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.'"
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