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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I could just imagine after the whole Dinosaur attack son rescue, when the dad and the son are driving home in the car
Dad - "So son, that girl, did you at least get to second base with her"
Son - "No"
Dad - "So did you at least get a kiss, I mean she was walking around you in a bikini, come on tell me that you got a kiss out of her"
Son - "No"
Dad shakes his head in disgust.
Dad - "In my day, I got laid on my first night in prison, you're a disgrace to the family name . . . oh uh crap"
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Dad - She even let me get at her without our respirators on, that's how real men get theirs. You, you couldn't even get a smile from the girl while drinking goober berry moonshine, I'm beginning to think your mom might have slept with the postman about 17 years ago.