Quoted for awesomness of drawing. Both the actual drawing and the fact Sliver thought it necessary to put pen to paper, draw a big a55 table for he and his wife (table dancing after dinner?) went to a scanner, uploaded the picture and then posted it here. E for Effort.
By the way I think it is even more rude and disgusting that you would have your feet up on the table in a nice restaurant!!!
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Originally Posted by Sliver
I wasn't gawking. It was basically over my wife's shoulder and impossible to avoid seeing.
You'll have to forgive the crudeness of this drawing. I didn't have time to paint or draw it to scale:

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