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CaptainCrunch · 09-23-2011, 03:47 PM

I hear Dylan Avery has already strung together a theory that this Satallite took pictures of the cruise missiles that hit the Pentagon on Sept 11, 2001, and it was preparing to return to earth to testify in front of a joint Congress/Senate hearing, and that the Lizard men couldn't allow it to happen so they rammed it so that it would violently de-orbit and crash into Al Gore's house, destroying all of the evidence that Al Gore had collected that proved that Global Warming was caused by a Beer and Bong party at George W's house.

The movie will be called "Loose Pants" it will have approximately 36 versions created and run 5 hours in length.

09-23-2011, 03:47 PM	#68
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	I hear Dylan Avery has already strung together a theory that this Satallite took pictures of the cruise missiles that hit the Pentagon on Sept 11, 2001, and it was preparing to return to earth to testify in front of a joint Congress/Senate hearing, and that the Lizard men couldn't allow it to happen so they rammed it so that it would violently de-orbit and crash into Al Gore's house, destroying all of the evidence that Al Gore had collected that proved that Global Warming was caused by a Beer and Bong party at George W's house. The movie will be called "Loose Pants" it will have approximately 36 versions created and run 5 hours in length. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!