My latest hate-on is for Timmy's. Angry-Dad & Mousy-Mom go to visit Recently-Busted-Out-Of-Hell Daughter who's busy in the Big City experimenting with body-piercing and promiscuity. Angry-Dad hates everything! Its unconventional! Mousy-Mom (oops, I walked into another door!) says "He misses you, dear".
Fortunately, before things can really go to pot and Angry-Dad can go off on a rant about drunks and bums and homosexuals and non-whites and non-christians in the Big City, Mom and Daughter manage to find a Timmy's and jam a coffee into him and WHEW! Its just like home and people are people and everyone loves each other.
BASED ON A TRUE STORY!!! Like OMG - don't you just want to rush out to Timmy's RIGHT NOW? Behold! The magic power of Coffee! Turns bigoted Angry-Dad into a tolerant guy in touch with his emotions in three sips or less!
Gag.
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