No offers? It's going to be amazing!!! Think about it. The mo-friggin Islanders flying around and shooting pucks all over the place. Totally awesome. This is cheaper than a day with the kids at Calaway park for gods sake!! What else are you going to do on a tuesday night? Sit around and watch re-runs of little house on the prairie?? You could take a chick that doesn't like hockey and tell her it's the playoffs. You'd look like a goddamned hero for catching the $55 ticket for her. I mean gaurantee'd to get you laid. Get your heads out of your arses and buy these tickets. I'll even throw in some wet naps and a bungee cord.
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