Here's the ultimate
Running into a friend when I was on a trip to Vancouver that I hadn't seen in about 15 years, and getting invited over to his house for dinner.
He looks a little bit older check
Wife is a little older and has put on marriage weight check (I remember when she had a amazing a$$)
Then his 18 year old daughter wearing daisy duke style shorts and a tight T-Shirt walks in, and you of course thing "Boing". and her dad calls her over and says "I doubt you'll remember Uncle Crunch, but he was my best friend when you were a baby." of course Crunch being used to hide my secret agenda.
And then of course you have black and white flashbacks to when she was a baby, and her mother felt good about you holding her, or the time that you were over and the damn kid puked on you, because she wanted a helicopter ride.
And Boing becomes - "Oh my god, I'm that freakin pervert fake uncle"
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