[Muta]

A long time ago, there was a guy walking around Kensington calling himself Rainbow Man. He approached me and my group of friends at that cyberpark place where we were gaming it up, and thought it was important to tell us following things:

1. His name was Rainbow Man.
2. He designed all the trees in the game Battlefield 1942. He also said that because he works for the Better Business Bureau, the initials are on the bottoms of all the trees.
3. He owns the limousine used in Pretty Woman.
4. He invented the Internet at Mount Royal College when he was the Dean there, and if you ever have connection problems, it's because he turned the Internet off.
5. His website was made up of 15,000 email accounts. He wanted to show us how that was, so he just went to the Coke and Pepsi websites as proof that that was his website, made up of email accounts.
6. Mad Cow Disease doesn't exist, they only get mad when you milk them.
7. He had to go withdraw $80,000 from his bank account because he was hungry and wanted to get some food.

Highly entertaining individual.