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01-19-2006, 12:13 PM
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Hakan
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Seriously check out that page some of the reviews of his movie are downright classic.
"If nothing else,
Alone in the Dark
proves that it's possible to 'dumb down' a video game."
"
Alone in the Dark
co-stars perpetual party-girl Tara Reid as an archeologist. That alone should give you some clue as to how bad this movie is."
"[Uwe Boll] makes things on the cheap...so people keep giving him money, even though he doesn’t seem to know how to point a camera at his actors, let alone operate it."
"Saying Uwe Boll’s
Alone in the Dark
is better than his 2003 American debut
House of the Dead
is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."
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