Vancouver: We have high taxes, low incomes, no businesses, and lots of drug addicts. But at least we have the Olympics and it's all paid for by Alberta!
Edmonton: If nothing else we can beat Calgary
Calgary: We're better than Edmonton....really. We made the Stanley Cup finals in the last 10 years...see!
Saskatoon: No that isn't a Sarcastic cartoon
Regina: We're named after a queen not a vag.....
Winnepeg: As in Winnie the Pooh's namesake. (Ok..not funny but true)
Toronto: Where boring gets bored.
Ottawa: Tax heaven: You send us taxes..we're in heaven.
Montreal: We used to be the centre of the universe..then Trudeau retired.
Quebec: We hate you. But give us your money anyways!
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