Considering that 40% of men from my dads side of the family didn't make it to 67 years old, and my wife's health is worse than mine, why the fart shouldn't I live pay cheque to pay cheque?
I swear saving money has been a curse for me. Dog blows a tendon in his knee...that's 2000 bucks or a dirt nap for the dog...window on my vehicle gets smashed out that's only 600 bucks. Wife insists that she needs this $5000 mouth orthodox to stop her constant head aches. This run of scheisen luck has me living like a desperate peasant, and spending like a high roller. I should have blown my money on more vacations, clothes, liquour, and fancy cars....I bet none of this other crap would happen.
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"Some guys like old balls"
Patriots QB Tom Brady
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