I like it Tron:
If Dion were a country in the Atlas:
Dion Phaneuf:
Population: 1
Official Language: English
Birthrate: 0 (that he knows of)
GNP: $900 000 + Bonuses
Alliances: Strongly connected to the Sutters
Sworn Enemies: Anyone with a Killer Whale, or stupid mechanical sperm on their flag
Chief Import: Sutterisms and Hockey Knowledge
Chief Export: Pain
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
 <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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