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Old 09-08-2011, 09:49 AM   #406
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Originally Posted by DrJ View Post
My buddy got a $172 ticket for distracted driving today. Guess what he did? He friggen blew his nose at a red light!

Thankfully, the cop wrote the date wrong on the ticket; he put August instead of September so the ticket is void.

Regardless, blowing your nose is not a violation of the distracted driving law so this cop can't even enforce it properly. I hope he reports him to CPS.
Yeah, I got pulled over and fined $172 dollars because the chick that I had tied up in the back seat was crying so much that I had to use the mute function on my tire iron to shut her up and I was spinning all over the road.

The cop wrote me up, looked at the chick in the back and then gave me a high five.

The I looked at the ticket and he'd written the wrong date on it, so I laughed to myself while I ate my stew with a fine chianti and some fava beans.
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