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BACKCHECK!!! · 09-05-2011, 02:06 AM

CP fundraiser to buy the Coyotes?

We establish a corporation, CP polls chooses the name. First 100 people to kick in 50 bucks get to join the ownership group. All money goes to legal and bureaucratic fees, and for a real cool official-looking backdrop poster for the press conference.

We agree to assume ownership of the team, in exhange for assuming all present and future liabilities.

We basically **** around with the team for a year. Demand that management make ridiculous but entertaining trades and signings. Make it a season goal to have the shortest first line in NHL history (we're coming for YOU Montreal). Re-sign Gretzky and demand that he play. Goalie. Ridiculous fan night offers ("Show your season ticket stubs, get to pick who BizNasty fights!")

Then go bankrupt.

You laugh, but what do you think Katz is doing?

09-05-2011, 02:06 AM	#121
BACKCHECK!!! First Line Centre Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: TEXAS!! Exp:	CP fundraiser to buy the Coyotes? We establish a corporation, CP polls chooses the name. First 100 people to kick in 50 bucks get to join the ownership group. All money goes to legal and bureaucratic fees, and for a real cool official-looking backdrop poster for the press conference. We agree to assume ownership of the team, in exhange for assuming all present and future liabilities. We basically **** around with the team for a year. Demand that management make ridiculous but entertaining trades and signings. Make it a season goal to have the shortest first line in NHL history (we're coming for YOU Montreal). Re-sign Gretzky and demand that he play. Goalie. Ridiculous fan night offers ("Show your season ticket stubs, get to pick who BizNasty fights!") Then go bankrupt. You laugh, but what do you think Katz is doing? __________________ I am a lunatic whose world revolves around hockey and Oilers hate.