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CaptainCrunch · 08-31-2011, 12:23 AM

I actually want my body to be shot out of a cannon through a jet engine to splatter on a giant piece of paper. Then that art will be sold to a Canadian museum for several million bucks.

Then those several million dollars will be used to make a anonymous donation of several million dollars worth of ice cream to Jenny Craig.

08-31-2011, 12:23 AM	#18
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	I actually want my body to be shot out of a cannon through a jet engine to splatter on a giant piece of paper. Then that art will be sold to a Canadian museum for several million bucks. Then those several million dollars will be used to make a anonymous donation of several million dollars worth of ice cream to Jenny Craig. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!