Dear Mr. Ryba,
I would like to welcome you to the CPHL and look forward to getting to know you. Many folks around these parts call me honest Dave and some just call me handsome. You can call me sunshine because that is what it feels like after a conversation with me.
Do you like butterfly feelings in the pit of your stomache? If so, get ready to be swept off your feet into a pool of trades and wonderful talks. I make good things happen so you'll want to stick close to me and avoid all the other GM's who are nothing more than vultures who want to take advantage of you.
Now, all that is required is a picture of your girlfriend/wife to show your loyality.
Thank you,
MJK
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