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Originally Posted by Table 5
An Asian Guy goes to see his eye doctor because he’s been having vision problems. After the examination, the doctor says, “Well sir, I found your problem — you have a cataract.”
The man says, “Must be some mistake, doctor — I drive a Rincoln.”
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Asians don't drive Rincolns, they drive Rexuses.
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Originally Posted by Thor
Pat Robertson heard of a crack in the Washington monument, he claimed it was a sign from god that America was losing its moral way.
Can't WAIT to hear what he calls this hurricane.
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I'm pretty sure the Earthquake and the Hurricane are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's way of punishing those who held the world's economy hostage to avoid a tax increase for those who can most afford it.
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Also worth noting: Irene is from the Greek Eirene, goddess of peace. Ha!